February 2012
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Just got the word “gays” in this crossword.
Still not asleep yet great.
Why am I upset?
I’m fucking as lucky as hell.
AGH.
Sleep now.
Good day tomorrow.
Still sad.
But less sad.
Catching up with Angharad tonight.
T’is nice.
Has cheered me up lots.
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Anonymous asked: do you teach guitar? would you teach guitar?
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BLACK BOOKS THEME TUNE THO!
DILEMMA
Hair is starting to look utterly fabulous.
Hair is starting to blind me.
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immissnothing replied to your post: Wheyy!
Stop that.
Wheyy!
Wheyy!
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Anonymous asked: You have the best taste in music I have come across in a long while and your bone structure is FABULOUS
Things I did last summer:
Saw Phantom.
Went to numerous, very sad meetups.
Lost my virginity (l0l)
… that’s it.
Things I should have done last summer:
FUCKING EVERYTHING!
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Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world.
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before.
Let your soul take you where you long to be!
Man, I used to be really great. These old conversations are making me want to turn into how I used to be, agh. SO GREAT!
Christ, reading through old conversations is surprisingly fun and hilarious and awesome and ahhhhhhhh.
Here's the thing...
I’m currently in a terrible mood, yet this makes me feel very, very good. I’m not sure if this is normal or… does anyone else get this? Does anyone else feel great when they’re simply pissed off at the world?
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Physics is the study of everything we think is true… but it isn’t...
– My Physics teacher
Physics...
you’re a massive pile of wank, you know that? You don’t even know what your fundamental laws actually mean. You don’t even know what matter is. GET A GRIP MAN!
When you pretty much arrange an evening perfectly and then someone comes along, sprays shit on it and then tells you that it was covered in excrement in the first place.
I have a proposal...
Pingu THE MUSICAL.
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TOMORROW!
DFIHGDIFGDOFIHG
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And here comes the anxiety ready to prevent sleep again. For fuck’s sake.
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Also I’d quite like a new family and perhaps a gun to murder everyone in this house.
Hi, can I come and live with any of you please?
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Just been hitting refresh over and over for the past 5 minutes.
Today was so average that it has made me want to eat a potato… just a potato.
BLAND.
Walking down Sloan Street I want to fucking kick 99% of the people I see. They’re dressed so fucking ridiculously the rich, pretentious bastards.
Come home to find that my mother has left me £10 inside my oyster card holder.
Does this mean she wants me to top it up?
Nah! She wants me to buy fast food :D
Everything hurts.
Wahh exam in a bit.
Deegeebeekiitee!
I’ve forgotten what it’s like to fall asleep easily. I miss it. Now I can never close my eyes without worrying about something in the past or feeling anxious about something yet to come. I can’t help but speculate irrationally around subjects that don’t directly affect me. Sleep has become something that I have to work for rather than something that I can fall back on. I...
Anonymous asked: Cuddles.
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Can’t sleep again. Can’t stop thinking and worrying about the future. Fuck. Might just do crosswords till I sleep.
I think I might go to sleep for the sake of my own sanity.
Mechanics test tomorrow which I’m going to purposefully do badly in, then a singing lesson which will be awesome, then only two more days until Les Mis and Alicia :)
If I had a superpower...
It would be to shut people the fuck up. I don’t think anything would compare with having the power to simply stop someone from making any noise whatsoever. As soon as they start expressing irrational opinion or making a stupid point in a conversation, you could just shut them the fuck up. It would be absolutely incredible. Never again would I need to use words to shut people the fuck up,...
YOGHURT + JEANS = FUCK!
I just spilled yoghurt in the crotch area on my favourite pair of jeans! Now it’s going to look like I’ve cum all over myself. FUCK! WHY MUST YOGHURT LOOK LIKE CUM‽ WHY MUST CUM LOOK LIKE YOGHURT‽ WHY ANYTHING‽
Find jelly in the cupboard.
Can’t be bothered to wait and make up jelly.
Eat jelly raw.
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An exchange between my Dad and an Australian...
The Aussie: G'day, love the coded messages in the listing. Due to your arse being frozen because of the weather over there, i understand why you sound so grumpy in your item posting. Still it sux to be you, cause it's nice and warm over here. Anyway, what is the postage and handling charges going to be to be shipped to Australia? Where was the game made? Thanks, D
My Dad: On the contrary I love cold weather and the character building and beautiful nature of the seasons, for some reason people always assume hot is better than cold, but then I am a pomm so obviously a retard. Actually its not weather that makes me grumpy, its arrogant people who think they are are always right, and they are the ones I had trouble with hence the grump. Even as I type this I am looking out of my window watching planes flying in towards Heathrow Airport over the tops of the snow covered roofs and hedges, its lovely. Cost to Australia is exactly £9.49, which includes my very good and careful packaging.....I sent one to Australia on 2nd Jan which is why I know the cost so well. Regarding the game they are all made in China but then imported to a variety of people. Your game is a STADLBAUER with an English address and postcode BN43 5EG which is shoreham by sea just west of Brighton. Hope that helps. ROBERT
The Aussie: Hey Rob, thanks for the info. With the weather thing, since you live in England and put up the cold and extreme lack of sunshine I guess you forget or have never seen what the girls wear (or lack there of) during the nice 35+ degree Celcius days. I can tell you it's a hell of a lot better than looking at the girls in England wearing their heavy jackets and have red runny noses. hehehehe. Take care mate, D
My Dad: yep all the girls here are fat ugly and frigid
So, it turns out after living in London for over 17 years, I haven’t actually seen most of the landmarks that a lot of people who haven’t lived in London for 17 years have seen. As a result of this, on Wednesday before Les Misérables I’m going to go on a walk around the important parts with Alicia. So far I’ve got some bridge on the tour, St. Pauls, the Tate...