The Fucking Omnishambles

Max. 19. Gap-Life. Singer|Actor|Not-a-Dancer. Dull.

NO HAY FEVER NO!!!!!! YOU’RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE I HAVE NODES!!! HOW DARE YOU HAY FEVER!!!

I think I’ve watched Joffrey’s death scene so many times now it could be considered sadistic. 

I want to see Lara Pulver in every role in musical theatre please.

She is so utterly perfect as Lucille her voice is heaven oh my lord

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

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fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

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As soon as I become a rich and successful person I will put all my money into producing the first stage production of the Prince of Egypt because that is what the world needs.

Basics

Name: Max
Age: 19 
Gender: Male/notreallysureanymore
Sexuality: Bi/notreallysureanymore

Favourites

Food: Cucumber
Drink: Lemon and honey tea
Book: Starter for Ten, The Silmarillion, Importance of Being Earnest (maybe/probably)
Author: Goethe, Tony Kushner, David Nicholls, Tolkien, Wilde 
Movie: Shauno’theDead, Princess Bride, Shutter Island
TV Show: The Office (UK), Arrested Development, GoT, Torchwood
Band/group: The Who, The Antlers, Bon Iver, Sigur Rós
Solo Artist: Cat Stevens, Ludovico Einaudi, Hendrix, 
Place: This one peak in the Peak District
School Subject: Mathematics
Sport: Tennis
Male Actor: Mandy Patinkin, Adrian Lester, Peter Capaldi, Scott Davies 
Female Actor: Emma Thompson, Imelda Staunton, Emma Hatton, Eve Myles 

Life

Best Friends: Alexis and Oscar 
Siblings: 1 sister

Dream Job: Valjean or Melchior or stage
Languages: English and abominable French

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Reason Behind URL: It was my original online identity©
Reason Behind Icon: It’s my face
Why You Joined: To get closer to this girl I really liked
First URL: Maximusness 
# of Blogs: Just the one

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Sometimes I get really happy because I realise that musicals exist in the world.

They’re an actual thing. People singing and dancing and believing on stage all at the same time. And hundreds of people watching them and listening to their voices and crying and laughing and bringing joy and oh my God musicals really do exist.

WHAT WHAT WHAT THEY EXIST. MUSIC. AND THEATRE. MUSICALS. MUSICAL THEATRE!!! WHAT!!!