The Fucking Omnishambles

Max. 19. Gap-Life. Singer|Actor|Not-a-Dancer. Dull.

I’m off to see Birdland at the Royal Court with bloomin’ Andrew Scott. 

Lush.

drewsandwich:

nobodys acting will ever live up to jonathan williams in bring him home. i will fight to the death on this

Anonymous asked: 8, 39, 56, 70, 77?

  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

I think it’s pretty not becoming for anyone to get particularly wasted, but I wouldn’t say disgusting and it’s certainly not gender or sex related.

  • 39.Who was the last person you danced with?

I think I last danced on stage during One Short Day from Wicked with my mate Jordan. We weren’t exactly dancing in all seriousness, but, I must say, we looked pretty ace.

  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Age 6 - “Mummy, when I grow up I want to drive a bin lorry, whistling a happy tune.”

Age 7+ - I was pretty set on being a theoretical physicist for a while and also a goalkeeper I think at some point and I definitely wanted to be a stand-up comedian and journalist and critic and basically the next Charlie Brooker.

Now - ‘mazin’ stage singaaaaa

  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Probably the same as me. Both on stage in different shows or the same show or more likely unemployed or working on TV or something to do with the arts!

  • 77. Ever been in love?

Most stupid question on here. Being “in-love” is a ridiculous concept. I’ve certainly loved someone enough to want to spend the rest of my life with them, but that feeling dissipated after a while. So I’m not sure whether that makes the feeling I had prior to the dissipation legitimate or not? In my opinion being in love is subjective to the person who claims to feel the emotion. Ask me something proper instead of bothering me with such abstract concepts!

The look on that guy’s face is fucking priceless. Typical London commuter. 

(Source: juilan, via adrians)

Every time I finish my late night exercises it becomes dreadfully apparent that one of my breast thingies (idk what to call them) is bigger than the other. I can’t help but speculate that this is the cause of - almost definitely - heart cancer. 

someone give me a good film to wATCh while I cram this chocolate egg into my faceE?

I’m going to run me a bath and read Harry Potter until I resemble a large raisin. 

seifukucat:

"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition

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Anonymous asked: 4 5 6 15 18 24 30 40! :)

  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Slightly confusing question. Obviously trust is pivotal to a working relationship and thus I’m cautious when committing, but I’ve never really mistrusted someone. Relationships never really end due to big bust ups, more slowly changing people. 

  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I don’t like anyone in particular at the moment. More just people I’m attracted to and wouldn’t mind spending time with. In that case, yeah I see them all the time. They’re often my close friends.

  • 6. What are you excited for?

Working at Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre and seeing the shows every day! Also getting deep into the rehearsal process of Sweeney and attempting to form a really close team within the cast and crew.

  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Nope.

  • 18. The last time you felt broken?

Probably when I got the part of Pirelli instead of Sweeney or Anthony. I know I should have been less bitter, but I genuinely couldn’t work out what I’d done wrong to be given a smaller part. Obviously thinking I’d done something wrong is a stupid way of thinking about it, but when you’re given news that you really don’t expect because your stupidly fragile ego informs you that you’re better than you are, it can really break you.

  • 24. What do you want right this second?

To go for a run but I can’t because Spiderman 3 is on and it’s actually reasonably entertaining even though massively shite.

  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Yes, if they are genuinely sorry and want to change. I don’t think there’s anything the power of regret can’t deal with. I’ve thankfully been given about 20,065,065 chances over the course of the last five years and those chances have made me a better person. If you don’t give someone the opportunity to redeem themselves, how can you expect them to become a better person?

  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

I felt obliged and was drunk. They were just sort of there and touching me so I thought "Uh, I suppose I kinda have to".

Craig Mather as Melchior in Spring Awakening

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resized:

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

That’s not all they do - they’ve got more information on their website. 
What else they do that is awesome:
Stop child marriages
Persuade families to educate girl-child
Train women in self-defense
Oppose corruption in administration
Create awareness about the evils of dowry
Register FIRs against sex-offenders and abusive husbands
Publicly shame molesters
Encourage women to become financially independent
Yesssssssss. Female empowerment is a wonderful thing. 

resized:

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

That’s not all they do - they’ve got more information on their website

What else they do that is awesome:

  • Stop child marriages
  • Persuade families to educate girl-child
  • Train women in self-defense
  • Oppose corruption in administration
  • Create awareness about the evils of dowry
  • Register FIRs against sex-offenders and abusive husbands
  • Publicly shame molesters
  • Encourage women to become financially independent

Yesssssssss. Female empowerment is a wonderful thing. 

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MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

  • 1. How many bruises on you right now?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you stayed in a hospital?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had a soft drink today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks water?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?