The Fucking Omnishambles

Max. Proud Aspie. Actor|Singer|Not-a-Dancer. Ex-Melchior/Marius/Pirelli.

Have to be up for work in 6 hours but still not tired. 

Cannot stop thinking about plans for the future and bloomin’ everything!

cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

cartoonpolitics:

"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ " .. (John Fugelsang)

(via rioloser)

Sweeney Todd went bloody well. 

I treated this show as a test of stamina singing the tenor 1 line every day with two matinees for a whole week (+recording and tech rehearsals ont op) plus the role of Adolfo Pirelli PLUS the tenor line in the letter etc etc etc and my voice was still there by the final note of the final show. SUCCESS. 

It was such a great show to do even if half the time we were sitting in our dressing rooms for about a year waiting for A Little Priest to end.

every episode of scooby doo

  • guy: something spooky's happening
  • fred: k we'll come check it out
  • fred: daphne, velma come with me
  • daphne: lol okei
  • shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
  • velma: shut up you two
  • shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
  • scooby: RAGGY
  • shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
  • scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
  • shaggy: zoinks!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
  • shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
  • fred: what happened?
  • shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
  • velma: uh oh
  • monster: boo
  • all: AAAAH
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
  • *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
  • velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
  • monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
  • velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
  • monster: whoops i tripped
  • scooby: i captured you
  • *they pull the monster's mask off*
  • fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
  • suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
  • scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
  • all: *laugh*

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

—Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(via prouvaires)

So yesterday was a funny sort of day…

So yesterday was a funny sort of day…

Hey guys, thought I’d advertise this on here.

It’s 4 days until our first show of Sweeney Todd and it’d be great to see some of you guys there supporting the production. This isn’t our cast in the video but it gives you a sense of the quality of our productions (though I can assure you we sound much better than the cast on the trailer). I’ve put a lot of work into the show doing some directing bits and bobs here and there and all the cast have worked fucking hard in the past few months so I’m pretty sure it’s going to be insane. Our concept is also BEAUTIFUL and I died when I first heard about it.

Anyway, yeah, tickets can be purchasified here.

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

(via pocky-hair)

therothwoman:

blairellis:

this never gets old

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

(Source: arrdeearr, via pocky-hair)

Life Right Now:

  1. Get up.
  2. Work out.
  3. Bathe.
  4. Mix tracks.
  5. Record tracks.
  6. Mix tracks. 
  7. Mix tracks.
  8. Lunch.
  9. Mix tracks. 
  10. Half hour break so I can work on Sweeney stuff.
  11. Mix tracks.
  12. Get asked to do YET SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH SWEENEY.
  13. Write said thing in diary for tomorrow.
  14. Record tracks. 
  15. Mix tracks. 
  16. Tea.
  17. Mix tracks.
  18. More Sweeney work.
  19. Listen to Irish radio whilst more Sweeney work.
  20. Mix tracks.
  21. Slowly go mad.
  22. Mix tracks.
  23. Get asked to do YET SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH SWEENEY.
  24. Do said thing (video trailer).
  25. Mix tracks.
  26. Half hour dinner break.
  27. Mix tracks.
  28. Collapse.
  29. Mix tracks.
  30. Work out.
  31. Sleep.

Seriously though please help.